Whenever Gonthorian, a hardcore ally to the trio of gods, appears on-screen, he normally says "It is I, Gonthorian!", then a few random quotes, shown below:
- I'm the slayer of dragons!
- The caster of ancient magic!
- Seducer of woman! (Not a mistake, Gonthorian has only been with one woman)
- And eater of goldfish crackers.
- Killer of demons!
- Completer of really hard quests!
- Lover of Will Smith movies!
- Destroyer of beasts!
- Fisher of trout!
- Cooker of...
- Annihilator of all that is evil!
- Surfer of really rad waves at the beach!
- Fixer of unanimous household appliances!
- Conqueror of kingdoms!
- Tweeter of what I am doing!
- Enjoyer of the show King of Queens.
- Protecter of Falador!
- Keeper of wisdom!
- Creator of Kraft Dinner
- ...On a regular basis
- His playername is Voodo Chille
- He wears a Slayer Helmet, Bandos Chestplate, Bandos Boots and a Bandos Godsword.